||[Aug. 23rd, 2004|10:15 pm]
|||||BLOODY FREEZING THANK YOU!!!||]|
|||||THE SOUND OF DEATH SLOWLY CREEPING UPON ME!||]|
DRACO?!?! GREGORY?! ZABINI?! PANSY?! ANYONE?!?!?!?!
HELP ME??? PLEASE!?!?!
I HAVEN'T EATEN IN TWO WEEKS! I'M COLD AND THIS BARKING RAT KEEPS BITING MY FINGER!!!
Okay. I'm calm. I'm collected.
Please, if you read this, help me! I'm here at this club... Wait. Ms.? What? NO, WHAT? I'M SORRY I ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH! NO! NO DA, NO TANK, NO! I CAN'T NO, I CAN'T, WAIT NO, LET GO OF MY LEG!!!
So.... They gave me this tiny underwear and a bow tie for a dance and this nice lady let me use her computer but It's really cold in here and Mrs. Crabbe left me with this strange furry thing! It keeps following m OUCH MY FINGER! I'M BLEEDING! HELP! STOP THAT, NO, NOT THE BOWTIE! NOOOOO!!!!
I, FRITZY, SOLEMLY SWEAR THAT IF I EVER GET OUT OF THIS PLACE THESE BLEEDING PURE-BLOODED FINGERS WILL NEVER TOUCH CAKE AGAIN!!!